I was bored once and decided to make this list:
10 Ways to Look Smart
1. Know the capitals and presidents/rulers of all major countries
2. Carry a book with you to the bathroom
3. Look bored while talking about television
4. Say you only listen to classical, or classical rock
5. Only know about people who were famous twenty years ago
6. Use full sentences when you text or tweet
7. Quote everything that you've ever read/heard
8. Belong to a book club or website
9. Use reading glasses
10. Fill your backpack with a bunch of blank notebooks so it looks like you are carrying heavy AP class books
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